Ba Da Bang Bang

I visited a strip club for the first time last night.

It wasn't half as odd as I guessed it would be.

It did set off a crazy internal discourse that I'd only had third person before, normally while watching The Sopranos or The Sweeney...

On arriving home and sleeping however, I dreamt that I was attacked by dogs and then shot in the neck.


Jasper Goodballoon said...

Bloody hell-fire! How long were you dancing for?

Mr B. Lier said...

Lying bender.