Siddee Biddee Boww...

I think I may be seriously considering a full-time career as an alcoholic. Or at least a part-time heavy drinker.

A serious drinking problem carries a hefty price-tag though, which is why aristocrats and thieves are very good at it. Maybe a little classified ad in Private Eye:

ASPIRING DRUNK! 29 yr old shyster desperately seeking funding to drown self-loathing. Please help.


as said...

you weren't drunk at 11:46am were you?